An image of the MV Hondius cruise ship with a biohazard pin from Plague Inc. floating above it. Caption reads: what the fuck is that
Relax! It has no symptoms!
Isn’t this the hantavirus outbreak ship?
Yes
Fuckin Madagascar
President Madagascar, a person on the internet is angry at us!
Shut. Down. Everything.
Ah ah ah you didn’t say the magic word
Hold onto my butt
I once named the disease “The Disease From Madagascar” and it started in Madagascar.
I also killed the world with a bacteria called Red Ass.
And if you try to game the system by starting there, it’s a cointoss between greenland and new zealand being the isolationist shitters.
C’mon, dock at Greenland already…
That’s the international symbol for The Washing Machine Has Completed Its Washing Cycle. It means the crew and passengers will be arriving at shore with clean, spiffy, fresh-smelling duds.
i’m sure someone has already made this
i had the hantavirus outbreak on my bingo card because of thisMadagascar, quick, close your borders!
Here we go again…
No, we don’t. This disease doesn’t have pandemic potential. It has “kill every other fucker who gets it”, which means it’ll burn itself out super fast, even if it could spread fast (which it can’t).
either that or we don’t get covid2, we get black death2 :D
