Bird loafs are awesome though. I have a bird loaf next to me currently. Chicken, not coo drone, but still.
Gotta love that now all drones in the EU can be easily charged with the same cables.
“Sorry honey I can’t make it today, I’m updating the software on my pigeon”
I thought they charged by sitting on powerlines?
They’re allowed the occasional work-from-home days.
It’s glowing green. The battery is already full.
I still have one of the old models where the charging port is in the belly like the Apple mouse, it’s so annoying ;-;
At least it uses USB C(loaca).
Thank god EU is on the side of avian surveillance 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
A version of the Matrix where Neo is a pigeon.
The flying scene at the end probably wouldn’t be so badass.
…and the sex scene in the sequel would be a bit more awkward.
For you maybe
The battery levels really dove for me whenever I’d check my feed.
I almost groaned out loud. Fucking brilliant :)
If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America’s favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.
It’s my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma’s Nantucket bird dick casserole.
Cyberjacking into a pigeon to hack its brain.
brain
Look who believes in the biological ‘science’ of birds.
It’s a cybernetic brain. 🤷♂️
