i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.
I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.
i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.
Just hose them hah.
Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?
nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.
Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs
no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.
I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.
Were they Kings of Leon?
Because Sex on Fire
Badum tsss
Your comment led me to this article https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/what-happened-to-kings-of-leon/
was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.