How much to get her to weep and try to climb into the casket?
3.50
I like that they can ship Taylor Swift Across the glob for 9$
Its the cost of the knife to take her private jet hostage.
it depends, is she weeping audibly?
OR SMILING from ear to ear and nipping from a flask?
Dealer’s choice
Most of my friends or family wouldn’t recognise her. Some would have heard of the name at best.
clearly there should be an optional addon for a big floating sign made out of balloons pointing down at her “GLOBAL POP STAR ICON TAYLOR SWIFT WHO MAY HAVE LOST HER WAY BUT HASN’T LOST HER WEALTH AND INFLUENCE YET”
Only if she will stick her head into my guillotine
Shipping?
Does she kill you too, or is that billed separately?
would you want to be killed by taylor swift? how about a different woman? what about a raccoon? i think it’d be cool to die because a serial murderer raccoon targeted you.
Depends on the price… I’m not going to pay the raccoon Taylor Swift money.
What if the racoon is hers?
We remember saltnotsugar who passed in this (nods to Taylor Swift) cruUuUuel summer.
😭😢🤨 Is that John Stamos? Did Nick know John Stamos?
