• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
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    3 hours ago

    Trump probably thinks he’s being James Bond. If it WAS in English, it would have been deliberate misinformation, and Trump would be dumb enough to act on it.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    Trump can’t even barely read English!

    He famously had to have his aides condense anything he needed to read down to one page, and also use his name a lot, to keep him from becoming disinterested!

    Oh my god I am going to explode.

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    9 hours ago

    At the table… “What the hell are these crazy symbols? Must be some sort of communist code.”

    Later on TV… “And I read every word. Most of it was praise for me. No one has done more for China than me. And Xi, oh he’s wonderful, he said lot of uhh, we talked about ehh, everyone says how good Xi has been for Korea. But sleepy Joe Biden was very bad for Japan, but now we’re bring down affordability, we’re stopping election fraud. The war in Pakistan is almost done, they’re gonna open the strait of hormel, no thanks to Obama.”

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    Yeah, because you read hanzi, Donny… there’s 0 chance he’d write anything in English, never mind leave it out. That’s our govt’s job.

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    10 hours ago

    I’d be interested to see what was in the notebook of a world leader.

    I think we all know Trump doesn’t keep one.

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      It actually is his own document folder, though it’s probably directions and talking points prepared by his staff.

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        “Transparency” he says. He lays it all out the moment it pops into his mind. A true leader. The best leader ever, some say! (Error: citation not found) Unlike that Gina guy, who keeps private thoughts on paper. PAPER! Tree murderer. Golden Trump showers us with his wisdom digitally, on the hour.

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          Golden showers for all MAGAts everywhere!

          (Don’t worry about sourcing that supply, just use whatever’s cheapest and slap a foil Made In Murica sticker on it. Hurry!)

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    “In the dream I just had at this table I was able to read Chinese…” The turd said to his Chief of Staff.