• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    It just kills me, “Hang on, we’re about to storm the capitol building? Let me not take a shit, put on my fur, horns and makeup real quick. This is gonna make history.”

    What a waste of vaginal dryness.

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      10 hours ago

      Let me also go unarmed, that’ll be a successful insurrection against a government with tanks, F-35s, and satellite tracking!

      • qarbone@lemmy.world
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        3 hours ago

        That’s because it wasn’t a real insurrection. It was a Trump-planned insurrection LARP that turned into a mob after all these noobs got too into it. They were organized and supposed to go in and out, making quick death threats at the Congresspeople who opposed Trump along the way. Showing “the public doesn’t agree with this” even if they didn’t manage to murder some enemies, instead it turned into memes and the collateral deaths.