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Bluesky post by user @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social that reads,
I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE
~Yes, all of this user’s posts are like this.~


Every time it looks at me funny I run
dd if=/dev/u random of=/dev/kmem bs=1 count=1 skip=$RANDOMLet it know you ain’t no bitch