• toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish
    8·
    21 hours ago

    Because … It kinda looks like a backwards one and cheese is often stored cold?

    Or is it meant literally, like just sometimes you feel the desire for cheese?

    I’m afraid I don’t get it.

    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      9·
      19 hours ago

      I can explain: The cheese is cold and there is 1 cheese; my man has had a rough day and needs to get fuckin’ cheesed, yo. Also, you can tell from the comforter threadcount that this is a low-to-middle class worker at the end of their pension, probably a coal miner, and there’s nothing a coal miner loves more than cracking open shells and casings to get little treats inside. This tells us their “rough day” was probably depression over the slow death of the coal industry; ex-coal-miners no longer have anything to crack open but cheese, kinder eggs, plastic scissors for their spouse, hold-n-twist medicine, linguine with clams, little walnuts, canned spaghetti, geodes for kids, mancala, thin legos, banana peel, secret treasure map, warm pepsi, face-down playing card, ziploc bag, latch-lock clam case with hammer, squeeze-open pill pouch, taco bell wrapper, birthday card with five dollars, amazon box, child-lock cabinet.

  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.socialEnglish
    10·
    22 hours ago

    Dude, your going to need some fiber with that, or it’s going to feel like a brick when it comes out the other end.

    • Redjard@reddthat.com
      2·
      1 hour ago

      ooohhhhh, it’s cheese.

      Literally unrecognizable to me, never seen anything like it. Probably couldn’t even be sold as “cheese” in the EU.

      I was trying to make sense of why people recommend eating fiber with a bar of white chocolate, and what “normal way” you’d even eat it.

      Edit: Why does it have cow spots? What cheeses is this assembled from??? Is the white stuff all the filler and the yellow stuff all the yellow colored filler?I am sitting here at 9pm searching cow spot "cheese" us block.

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    6·
    22 hours ago

    my patented charcuterie lunch box:

    • jerky
    • cubed Colby Jack cheese
    • mixed nuts (I like cashews and almonds but you could probably do something cheaper like peanuts)
    • dried fruit (I like cranberries and apricots but again you might find something else is cheaper)
    • ritz or similar store brand crackers stored separately from the other items.

    I buy the ingredients in bulk and pack them in small Tupperwares. they’re great to graze with at work.

  • Soulphite@reddthat.com
    6·
    22 hours ago

    Not sure about the ‘light’ part:

    That’s about 16x the calories. Delicious nonetheless! Pairs well with a Coors Light.