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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish ·
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He said "any"

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  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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  • borth@sh.itjust.works
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    I love that guy’s face, I can’t NOT laugh. Damn, what’s the name of the movie again??

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      Never seen it but Monster House it seems.

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    taps ctrl and shift repeatedly.

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    Press enter to continue

    Presses x.

    Huhuhuhihiuh it still works stupid developer huhuhu🦭🦭🦭

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    Me: presses button on shirt

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    That’s why there’s a distinction between buttons and keys

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      Is there though?

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        Yeah I love these fuckin laptops that put the power button somewhere random in the middle of the keyboard where you might accidentally press.

        I can’t imagine what goes through the mind of the genius who came up with this shit. Im guessing it was some guy who worked his way up to middle management in a Chinese manufacturing sweatshop, and then managed to sell clients on the idea that they could cut costs because he knew a quick hack to run the wires to the power supply.

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          To be fair, every OS I’ve used comes with a confirmation screen when you press the power button. So if you press it accidentally, you can just hit “Cancel”.

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        That’s just shit design. Even on keyboards with Power button I’ve seen, they’re usually distinctly shaped and coloured.

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          “Oh, I’ll need this info later, I better take a screenshot”

          fatfingers the power button

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          Me trying to press F12 in the dark

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      Just pressed my car key its very loud

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    Power button? Reset button? PSU switch? Clear CMOS button?

    Let’s try and press them all!

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      *rings doorbell*

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      LUKS header disk emergency destroy button? *boop!

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      In case of the need to press a button but you don’t know which exactly, press the belly button.

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      I pressed the button next to the power socket on the wall.

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        I’ve found our UK friend

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    Where’s the Any button?!

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      Oooh, I think I’ll order a Tab.

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    The late comic strip User Friendly did this best back in the day. To the point that its take on it is currently the example on its Wikipedia page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_Friendly

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    Now he’s just pushing the IT guy’s buttons

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    How about the Turbo button?

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      Is this 1992? Where’s my dinosaur? Will someone go to prom with me?

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        Just rollerblade over to my house, we’ll play some Super Nintendo and drink Mello Yello.

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          Remember ALF? He’s back. In pog form.

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    You’re really pressing his buttons there

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    Its worst when you ask ppl how they got in this situation and they go I dk “the last person told me to do this” knowing full well no they didnt and I have to spend an hour figurjng out wtf they did to undo it all.

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    “listen here you little shit”

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