As a 34 year old, I welcome death. You mean I still need to do this for 35 more years??!! Fucking hell! Why do people like bringing children into this hellscape?
Well, I tried to report a child that wants to off himself on the 18th June. Everyone is appathetic, no one cares.
Am I supposed to care about these people who let this happen?
I’m fine with humans dying out for this reason.
Wait, yall have retirement plans??
The goal is to get hurt on the job bad enough for a significant payout but not so bad that im in constant pain for the rest of my life.
Yeah! Die. 😁
Stop spreading propaganda
The guy is in the pocket of Big Death
Also known as The Left
This will take a shit long time… unless you do something about it. You could ask for help…but you could also jump at any opportunity.
The famines and heat waves are coming. Death will abound. Free for the taking.
Death is 😴,i don’t care when i was old.
So my slop-radar dings this one but the only things I can see are the nonsensical third tube on the lower left and the left crane just floats in the air. I hate this.
It looks like a dreamstime stock image, at least there’s a watermark. Or does dreamstime now expect people to pop for slop stock too now?
Oh, interesting. I’m pretty sure Dreamstime was one of the first domains I blocked manually to get rid of slop on image searches before I got Ublock lists for that. So that watermark makes me think even more that this is slop.
I have the exact same feeling and those are the exact same things i found… theres also the lefts guys pants where theres a line that just gets a bit blurry or something?
Exactly as republicans expect you to.
Not until they’ve squeezed every last cent out of you they can with the least investment in maintaining your health possible. Much like any other common, readily-replaceable piece of equipment at your workplace.
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Literally.
Homemade nitrogen asphyxiation device is my retirement plan.
I have saved a bunch of pills, like bottles and bottles, because I came off a medication but still let it be renewed every time. I’m ready for whenever I think it’s time.
Omg ive also done this research. 🧐
Isn’t that the method used in all those state death penalty executions that kept making the news several years back for not going as smoothly as they claimed it would? You know, the method they switched to when the only manufacturer of the one of the drugs needed for the normal method started refusing to sell it to the USA?
Funny how there’s been no news about them of late, considering the current political environment… 🙄
I don’t believe so, it’s the method I’ve heard of that the “suicide pods” use in other countries unless that’s the same thing. Supposedly your body starts freaking out when there’s a buildup of CO2, so if I can displace that with nitrogen and still vent out the CO2 then it should work fine.
Yeah, I’m aware (for similar reasons). The description I read in one article at the time sure made it sound very similar, though. Any idea what they’re doing if not that?
No idea what they’d be using, but since it was for executions in the US I wouldn’t for one second doubt it was a shitty quality device from a private company that was just taking in tax dollars and to hell with the outcome for the person in it. :/
That’s exactly what happened. The supplier cut corners and the device didn’t flush the CO2 away resulting in an agonizing death suffocating on CO2. They also didn’t supply enough nitrogen and just used whatever tank they could procure from a welding supply store.
It’s sad that I can know what happened without even looking it up… God this country sucks
Haha yeah totally like. At this rate we’ve no hope of fat retirement payments at all and even then mid 70s before we get them.
A nice hike into the remote backcountry culminating in watching a sunset from somewhere scenic while enjoying some whiskey and a last PBR, then a shot of the ol’ .44 is my plan. Saves someone the trouble of cleaning up the mess, the hassle of having to hike up there to spread my ashes, and the coyotes get a free meal. It’s a win for everyone.
remote backcountry
Good luck traveling with a .44 in a world full of surveilance.
Entitled 70 year olds want to “retire” when they could be earning value for shareholders till the hour of their deaths.
2MEIRL4MEIRL
…at work.
Tbf, that is the most cost effective solution for our capitalist overlords.
Not if you choose to do a Luigi on your way out.
Bring glory to your ancestors, comrade.
Not if you do it on a data center construction site, make it look like a homicide, and stop the construction until the investigation completes.
Rent seek, but not social safety net like a filthy parasite. There’s a distinction and it’s important in America. Have you earned the right to take other’s labor? /s
I worked with a guy always said 6ft under was his plan for retirement he knew already funny guy
I’ve been thinking about putting a nice poster or painting on my ceiling, so when I die at my desk if I happen to slump backward at least a nice poster will be the last thing I see.
Unless you fall forward over your desk. Worry not, though - there’s always the possibility of going with an “out of body experience.”
Suicide or homicide!
I can’t WAIT to retire!!! 😀
