Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoPleaselemmy.worldimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1452
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minus-squares@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoIs God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·14 hours agoHe’s more of a wine kinda guy.
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoI wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoFuck that. A lake of lager for me! I don’t want to get accustomed to fancy stuff.
minus-squareUnstoppable_Flop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 hours agoA lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!
So he can’t do it?
Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
He’s more of a wine kinda guy.
I wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.
Fuck that. A lake of lager for me! I don’t want to get accustomed to fancy stuff.
A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!