Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
The only thing I drink is Baja Blast and I’m so healthy I lay these twice a week.
That reminds me to add some lemon juice to my water.
Care to elaborate?
Oh God I saw that on Reddit a few years ago. I think it’s a huge fucking kidney stone
So he can’t do it?
Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
He’s more of a wine kinda guy.
I wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.
Fuck that. A lake of lager for me! I don’t want to get accustomed to fancy stuff.
A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!
G-Man, J-Man. What is next ? H-Man ?
G-man Jesus. That could be funny.
Actually I could see Trump using that.
A man that does heroin? A man that is a horse? Both?
I’m so glad I stopped drinking soda before Baja blast was available in stores and that I’m not the ”only drinks wine” kinda gay guy (just cause it’s so expensive).
Although bourbon can’t be much of a diet…
Wine isn’t just for the gays.
Of course— and I love wine! But in my decades of gayery, there are, ya know, those gays who make it all about “oh what wine are you drinking?”
When all you wanna do is catch a buzz and relax. Like, why does having a drink have to be so much work? Bitch, let me relax!
