I always keep an extra pair of Kings up my sleeve, they never see it coming.
I’ve actually hollowed out my pieces, deflating them slightly, then filling them with cork. Gives them just a little more pop and responsiveness on those big moves.
Too many amateurs putting their pieces on the board. I keep them in my lap under the table.
Fuckin rook outta nowhere BAM. Check motherfucker!
Never see that shit coming. Sometimes I drop a monopoly piece just to blow their minds.
came here for mimi
With a gun you don’t have to use any underhanded tactics.
You can just make or buy yourself a trophy, congrats on your psychological validation
Use it to see if his underwear is vibrating.
It RELAXES me, OK??
Heh. I use the same trick when playing hopscotch.
That’s how you get to ELO number 1!!!
Can i just use a black hole to bend the light so I can see behind them?
No that’s against the rules
