That goes against the birble! A Cardinal sin! Fowl mouthed herony I say!
I WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND
What kind of jerks were punishing birds for masturbating? Let animals do their thing, they didn’t ask to share a planet with humans and our weird maladaptive behaviours
I only just recently discovered that birds are capable of masturbating, and, frankly, I’m proud of them.
Considering that basically all birds (except a few like the red-billed buffalo weaver) only do a cloacal kiss, it shouldn’t be too surprising I guess.
Frankly, I don’t see how it’s any of my goddamn business. Let them have their fun.
No delicious seeds, only Kellogg’s Corn Flakes™
Who is even calling it to be punished? Do they even know what it looks like when the birds do it?
It’s not the masturbation that’s the problem, it’s what that asshole parrot says while doing it.
Why is this being posted absolutely everywhere??
Well, what about blokes?




