I asked for 120/80 blood pressure
I would ask the genie to introduce me to someone who would be a good friend and help me improve myself, make amends, and grow.
My enemy would get two of these people, and hopefully after a while, she wouldn’t be an enemy, just a someone.
Your enemy has just exploded. Well played.
Wish for “blowjobs from my enemy’s mother”
Congrats, you win no matter what.
Wish to have an eight inch penis. Eight is already quite large. Sixteen is a disability.
I’d still ask for an unreasonable amount of money.
Too much money ruins your life. Wish yourself enough, and your enemy will be bankrupt or ruinously insane inside of a decade.
This is a lie people like to tell themselves.
Posting from a Marxist instance about how great being rich is. That’s pretty great, actually.
Beat me half to death
Hahahaha
Get unlimited money and that killer snail that chases you. Same benefit, twice the problems.
I’d ask for a healthy brain that keeps me mentally sharp until I die.
My enemy will get 2 brains, squishing each other in his head and killing him instantly.Well, no, you had a brain, now you got a second. But your enemy has three, I suppose.
buy one of my cajones for $10m
