I asked for 120/80 blood pressure
I would ask the genie to introduce me to someone who would be a good friend and help me improve myself, make amends, and grow.
My enemy would get two of these people, and hopefully after a while, she wouldn’t be an enemy, just a someone.
My enemy would get two of these people,
And they hate each other so your enemy is forced to choose and live rest of the life wondering ‘what if?’.
Diabolical.
She doesn’t have enough introspection to form a concept like “what if,” she’s still hung up on “why am I, the main character, experiencing any bad things at all.”
Wish to have an eight inch penis. Eight is already quite large. Sixteen is a disability.
Your enemy has just exploded. Well played.
I’d ask for a healthy brain that keeps me mentally sharp until I die.
My enemy will get 2 brains, squishing each other in his head and killing him instantly.Well, no, you had a brain, now you got a second. But your enemy has three, I suppose.
Wish for “blowjobs from my enemy’s mother”
Congrats, you win no matter what.
Beat me half to death
Hahahaha
I’d still ask for an unreasonable amount of money.
Too much money ruins your life. Wish yourself enough, and your enemy will be bankrupt or ruinously insane inside of a decade.
This is a lie people like to tell themselves.
Posting from a Marxist instance about how great being rich is. That’s pretty great, actually.
Being rich in a capitalist society is pretty great. What sucks about capitalism is that everyone can’t share in how kicksss being rich is, because all the kickass parts of being rich require a fuckton of people to be poor & suffering while you wring the benefits from them.
☝️This guy gets it.
Get unlimited money and that killer snail that chases you. Same benefit, twice the problems.
buy one of my cajones for $10m
