Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.

… at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.

Ok, also, someone needs to overlay this with the green screened, joe pesci ‘what the fuck is this piece of shit?’ shot/reverese shot thing.

This, but not shit tier quality:

you’d need a second background image but yeah

… maybe use a shot of the infinite hallway of literal ‘backdoors’ from the 2nd/3rd matrix movies, i think that would work, just color grade it a bit.