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‘If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they’re not looking, I’m turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!’ --Physics’s mom
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3257/


Imagine backing up and shoving that in your butt.
The hose scientists are like “hmm the particles stopped flowing, there must be a kink.”
It would literally give you ass cancer.
Oh no, you wouldn’t even have time to get cancer. That shit’ll just straight up kill your cells then and there.
Let’s make anti-shit!