• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    “no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled.”

    Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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      5 hours ago

      “I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

      “Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”