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Why can't this happen to me?

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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Imagine jerking off with a peanut butter hand in the pound.
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  Why would I have to imagine?
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  Crunchy or smooth?
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    Why not both?
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      When you mix smooth and chunky peanut butter, all that comes out is chunky peanut butter
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    First one, then the other
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  If I had peanut butter allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?
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    Some things are worth dying for.

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