I work for a national pharmacy chain that is kind of everywhere in the us.

I fuck with the perscription data so everyone gets extra doses of the gay pills.

I work for for a health insurance company that tries to be a market disruptor that brings prices down. I vote to put myself out of a job at every opportunity, and realize that if my company goes under my only skills are for evil.

Yeah I’m drunk right now, why do you ask?

I build and repair PCBAs for a company in Texas. I’m the one building the 5G to make the frogs gay.

IT at a hospital. I make sure to mess with all the data of women who have abortions so right-wingers can’t murder them and their doctors. I also hide all the sex change operations forced on kids under the age of 12

I photoshop images of flat earth to make it look round

I always forget to add the stars though

I’m an engineer in a factory. They hired me to double check that the factory workers use my pronouns

Warehouse worker for a company that sells food over Amazon.

I inject HRT to every avocado spread so toasts turns children trans and communist and immigrant.

I’m a software engineer, but I moonlight as a fucking problem for bigots and child predators.

Think Scar Face… except it’s abortion pills

Freelance abortionist. I’ll dunk any kid below the 12th trimester.

Climate scientist (not joking)

I help old shits like travelwithmrmichael figure out how to turn on their computer and phone.

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I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.

I work in QA.

Meaning I make sure that the websites I go over all have the secret Gay Code built in. See what it does is secretly pop up on the screen BE GAY so fast you won’t see it— but your brain will have! It’s very cool technology that we are implementing so that all websites-- even the most innocuous-- further seed in the Gay Agenda.

You visit websites, it will eventually turn you gay. We are very proud of our work.