Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Sheathes blade
You are already gaped
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
Pull like you are starting a mower.
“Pull start for a dishwasher”
IYKYK
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
It’s japanese, so it’s probably exactly what it looks like
It’s actually a sex toy. It’s from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it’s actually what it looks like.
A butt
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole
and then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
SepukupoopukuSepooku was right there.
That’s way better! Dammit.
As seen in Quentin Tarantino’s “Fill Bill”
10,000 years of pain am I right?
