Instead of getting fucked out of a job she got fucked into a job
She blew their minds! Weirdly she shortened her text to “blew them” but I know what she meant!
I think most of those scenarios end with the applicant bent over that couch receiving it doggy
Sadly she got fucked in that interview and it turned out there wasn’t really a job.
Hold on, is this for real?
(Warning NSFW) “Backroom Casting Couch”
That said, their “porn job interview but there wasn’t really any job” schtick is theatrics, as far as I know.
Yes and no. Lately companies began pulling this shit for real, because well, you don’t exactly have to pay actresses that way…and they are easier to abuse.
Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.
I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I’ve never seen before. “I’ll get a box. Be right back” she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.
A minute later she’s back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I’m confused and I tell her I’m just a courier here to pick up a package for “Dave” and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.
She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to “pick out” the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.
As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.
Typically Dave
So you turned down free dildos?
Of course not! I never turn down a free dildo but as the courier these dildos were not mine to keep.
Thank you for remaining one of the few honorable dildo couriers left in this dark world.
How sick is it that so many see that black couch in a room with a white wall and immediately know what it’s all about
I put my text notification as the porn hub intro music for like a month. You have no idea how many people looked at me in lines different places. It’s like fucking say something and admit you know what it is well enough to recognize if.
Now put the gridr notification sound
And no male can admit, in the presence of a woman, why that is funny.
Exactly. It’s just funny.
Not many people have actual step-siblings and yet we all know what that shit is about.
What are you doing stepladder?
It has to be a creepy vipe. You are not blood related but you screw a step-siblings
its community
I require context.
Porn
Thank you.
dirty mind
New job looks like it’ll suck
I bet she’ll be working her ass off
Only in the beginning
And probably at the very end too.
Depends how she does working at the desk. It’s hard work.
Take this job and shove it…
LOL
What’s your girlfriend’s name? Asking for a friend.
Erin macmillan, according to people in the internet
Good luck my dude or dudette
M’dude thanks for the sauce. O7
Oh god! You’re gonna make me work!
hopefully she got the job 🤞
More like gave it
