• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    And then there’s the “ok, fine, time to eat now, oh but my plants are wilting so I need to water them. And now I need to clean some dishes in order to use them. I might as well deal with this mess on the counter and load the dishwasher for all the non-hand wash dishes. Oh right, I need to do some laundry, so I’d better put a load in while I’m thinking about it. Ah what was I doing? Oh yeah, washing the dishes. Might as well clean a fridge shelf while I’ve got the hot soapy water ready and dryer rack space. Fuck I’m hungry already? Didn’t I just–oh wait, I didn’t yet eat, time to check the fridge and freezer. Bah, everything needs time to cook and I want food NOW, no more effort. Maybe this one would be good–40 MINUTES!? I’ll probably die of starvation by then.”

    Followed by procrastinating for another hour or so before giving up and just getting fast food.

    Or another time, notice the large carrot on the counter is showing signs that it will need to be thrown out soon and somehow end up with carrot cake cookies less than an hour later, at around midnight. Haven’t made them since lol.