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    3 hours ago

    Hey, I noticed you wrote something and it’s been a few minutes, you should backup the comment before I accidentally shutdown for whatever the fuck reason. I mean, I could do it, but I’m spying on your ass, you know, kinda bussy yeah. Oh you just read the first three words… Ok that’s enough, let’s shut down this beacho.

    Oh good up! Yeah ok save as! Give me a name to save your comment as… Comment_1.TXT! Genius! Okay! Let’s browse! Yeah I don’t know where the fuck you want this file! Certainly not gonna offer the last place you seved files at! That would be stupid! OK so browser? Good choice! Ok, how about documents, comments! Excellent choice may man! Give me a name to save your comment as… Nah, fuck I forgot about whatever you typed before browsing… If you hit cancel, I may put that back so you can copy it, browse back here and paste. It’s difficult! I’m not a fucking comp… Comment_1.txt! Good job! Would you like to save then? Hey, it’s been 5 minutes! Of fuck this! I’m turning off your monitor and guess what power state the rest of this biacho is at. Nah! Not wiggle the mouse state! Nah! The screen power button, nah that’s not either! Nope, it’s not any key! Yup! Its the power on button kind of power state! Hey! Welcome back asshole! Here is a forest picture! Did you know AI is being used by “scientits” in scientitic ways to bring back the woolly mamal? Yeah! Scientits have found an infitine cure for canzer in mice! And the all mighty orange turd, he’s fixing pools aga… Oh you wanna login? What’s your username? Oh Fred? Don’t know any Fred! Here’s a monkey! Did you know sciebtits are using AI to fix the monkey? With AI anything is possible. Look at all that water that money is swimming in! I could use that wate… Oh! Welcome Fred@thiscomputer.com! Nah that’s not the password! Hey! Here’s a dog! If you use Microsoft AI, you can teach this bog mew trinks! Oh high Fred! Getting things ready for you! This update will only take 3 days! No, 30 minutes! No! 5 seconds! We’re almost there! Yeah hey! What file name would you like to save this comment as?