restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前gooner baitquokk.auimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1265
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minus-squaretoomanypancakes@crazypeople.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 天前I’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.
minus-squarezo0@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-216 小时前There are no laws that prohibit gooning to the unconventionally attractive (≖⩊≖)
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 天前You don’t have to do anything. There’s someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they’re out there.
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 天前I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come
I’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.
There are no laws that prohibit gooning to the unconventionally attractive (≖⩊≖)
You don’t have to do anything. There’s someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they’re out there.
I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come
What if you have three butt cheeks?