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He’s still in office, can’t think, can’t walk, can’t talk… but he can vote.
I know we’re talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?
Maybe trump and mitch can get stuck together arguing about who messed up the country the most.
Satan does. Lil’ biches deserve eachother
What did Satan ever do to you?
God has killed billions, Satan just chills out in Hell with his homies.
Right. As if satan is as bad as ol mitch.
Oh well it’s worth it then.
I really wish these people would just go home and lay down. Like, if my health was turning to shit the last place I’d wanna be is around a bunch of ghouls in congress. We really need term limits.
We have term limits. The well-informed populace of Kentucky chose not to enact them.
Right? I keep wondering what the fuck keeps them going? Buy a small remote castle and go eat at a local restaurant for your remaining days ffs.
But noooo we gotta keep screwing people over. Absolute madness.
They’re addicted to power
He’ll be dead before the end of the year
Nobody has seen him since he was found unresponsive, he’s probably already dead
Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post
cardiac arrestheart attack (misremembered what I read) isn’t common, but it’s not unusual either. He’s 110% in a sorry state but he’s receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn’t be so quick to call it yetIt’s been reported that a medic on scene called out over the radio that CPR was in progress.
Either that was misreported, he’s the luckiest bastard alive (evil people never fucking die though), or he’s dead or a vegetable.
I’m pretty sure he’s dead now.
Oh nice, he’s been hospitalized for 9 days and counting.
Please, please, please…
Look the last thing we need is any additional heat sources, but for this specific scenario I’ll make an exception.
Might even keep the gates open. I can think of a few more people we should nudge their way.
Hunh. I thought hell was exothermic, though. 🫠
I haven’t drank any alcohol in almost two months. I wonder if he dies I should break my booze fast for a binge celebrating that motherfucker’s demise.
God so many assholes… I keep loosing track of them all.
If we made any of this a drinking game, we’d be long dead of cirrhosis.
Also, loosing them into space might help.
I haven’t drunk any alcohol for 4 years. When HE dies I will be drinking champagne.
On America’s bday weekend…!!!
America deserves a little dead douche bag as a treat.
I wonder who would vote for this senile fuck that isn’t able to speak, walk or think.
Pretty sure his target demographic has also lost their ability with any of those. 🫢
Holy shit, he looks awful. If that isn’t critical decline, I dunno what is.
Is that even a new picture? I swear he’s been looking like this for at least a year.
yeardecade*
While Ole Glitch certainly deserves it, do we wish this level of evil upon Hell?
