I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.
Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it’s more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.
NOT THE ORB MANS
I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
dammit not another whale worshipper :3
Why -5? This, this is shitposting.
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Farewell!
With love,
Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom
Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.
Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it’s more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.
What