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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours ago

Anon ruins christmas

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Anon ruins christmas

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours ago
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    chocolate doesnt grow on trees

    bruh

    • Technus@lemmy.zip
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      16 hours ago

      I was gonna say, it literally does lmao

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        This had me thinking of why the english language uses cocoa. Obviously it is cacao, most other languages use the real name as well. One of those “too hard to pronounce” situations? Habit from referring to the beans? Though that second option doesnt really answer the question, why cocoa and not cacao 🫠

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      It doesn’t. This is what grows on trees.

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      Raw ingredients aren’t the final product. Cows don’t produce cheese.

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        14 hours ago

        I just pictured milking string cheese out of an udder, and so you have to suffer too.

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          13 hours ago

          Mmmmm straight from the tap into my mouth

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        If you shake the cow before milking it does!

        • Kiara 🌸 ⁽ⁿᵒⁿᵉ, ᵘˢᵉ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ⁾@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          6 hours ago

          i’m pretty sure that would make butter, not cheese

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