If you’re cold, he’s cold. Please, take your Roomba inside tonight.
It must be so scared :(
I don’t like the urge to anthropomorphize these small, mobile robots.
“Poor little guy.”
These things are increasingly being used to spy on us, not just vacuum cleaners, but the delivery robots, too. They aren’t cute, they’re intrusive and threatening. I have no sympathy or fuzzy feelings for them. Better to see them for what they are.
But mine has googly eyes
Like this?
biblically accurate roomba
No fuzzy feelings for fuzzy logic?
To be honest, nature hasn’t had a proper clean-up since like forever. It’s about time we sent a couple of roomba’s around.
You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests… Many, many years of leaves and broken trees, and they’re like, like, so flammable, you touch them and it goes up.
Nature has a way of dealing with that from time to time. Several ways, in fact.
Oh thank goodness it’s made it through the night out there. I hear nature abhors a vacuum
This is what I’m on lemmy for.
That’s a scooba. Rare obscure product no one bought. It had a water tank and scrubbed your floor while vacuuming up the dirty water.
I remember these. Felt kind of weird putting water into an electric vacuum.
This Roomba:
Roomba: “This living room is HUGE!”
if that would be real i wonder if it would map the entire park
This is why you microchip your roombas people!
My robot vac likes to imagine that there are ghost dimensions behind my couch instead of walls. Maybe it was right and teleported?
I thought roomba was a type of dance
Nah, that’s the rumba. This poor little guy is a rhombus.
No that’s a geometric shape, this is a roomie.
No, that’s a type of person. This is a ruble.
Nope, that’s a currency. This is Rumi
Nope, that’s something I had to google. This is ram
nope, thats computer memory, this is rum
Is it scared of fireworks?
One of the touch-and-go? About half a hour battery, bumping into things for navigation, can’t be far.
Hey it just like me
