LibreTechni.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 15 hours ago

Pants shitting felon rule

multiverse.soulism.net

message-square
52
fedilink
516

Pants shitting felon rule

multiverse.soulism.net

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 15 hours ago
message-square
52
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • WanakaTree@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 hours ago

    apology for poor english

    when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?

    i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring

    ‘We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan’

    ‘no’

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 hours ago

    That would certainly make tonkatsu difficult to obtain.

  • Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    4 hours ago

    This type of blunder is called paraphasia, a speech disorder in which a person unintentionally substitutes, distorts, or rearranges words and sounds.

  • protist@retrofed.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    7 hours ago

    If Biden said this there would be a 4 day news cycle about it

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    edit-2
    5 hours ago

    Silly Trump, Japan is a monarchy

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    10 hours ago

    The Sultanate Of Uruguay has declared war! The Sultanate Of Uruguay has attacked Wellington.

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      9 hours ago

      What empire is Wellington in?

      • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        6 hours ago

        The Empire of Beef

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        9 hours ago

        Empire of the Ivory Coast, I think.

  • Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    11 hours ago

    Sarram arreku ^^

    • regdog@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 hour ago

      Konnichi-Salaam

    • camembear@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      9 hours ago

      Kawaaiii arreku

  • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    8 hours ago

    アッラーアクバル

  • gnufuu@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    11 hours ago

    Apparently he’s playing some weird mod in which you only have two buttons: “Denounce” and “Declare Surprise War”.

    • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Hasn’t figured out the requirements to declare a holy war yet

  • BucketBong@p.hobo.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    65
    ·
    13 hours ago

    Any Japanese users here, did you know you were an Islamic republic?

    • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      6 hours ago

      Of course not. They’re brainwashed by their government. The great USA should free them from their oppression. /s

    • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      9 hours ago

      When is Muhammad-tan coming out as a Hololive character?

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      23
      ·
      11 hours ago

      when did the empire of the rising sun, become a muslim country.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        9 hours ago

        Since 1945. They’ve just kept it quiet to play the long game for yet another surprise!!

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    49
    ·
    13 hours ago

    Can’t tell if this is satire or real.

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 hours ago

      This is typical Trump behavior and always has been

    • Midnitte@beehaw.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Oh its fucking real

      And people thought Biden was bad.

    • HereIAm@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      42
      ·
      11 hours ago

      It’s actually real 😭 https://youtube.com/shorts/N1VwhHlDPzM

    • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      13 hours ago

      Caught in a landslide…

      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        27
        ·
        13 hours ago

        …no escape from reality.

        • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          18
          ·
          12 hours ago

          Open your eyes…

          • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            19
            ·
            12 hours ago

            Look up to the skies and see…

            • irishPotato@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              17
              ·
              11 hours ago

              I’m just a poor boy….

              • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                4 hours ago

                I need no sympathy.

              • fartographer@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                10
                ·
                11 hours ago

                I need snow and some pee

                • MrShankles@reddthat.com
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  6
                  ·
                  10 hours ago

                  It’s freezing cold, yet I’m melting snow

          • Saapas@piefed.zip
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            9 hours ago

            I see, your eyes are open 🤖🦄🌈

            • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              4 hours ago

              what does this even mean

              • Saapas@piefed.zip
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                3 hours ago

                https://archive.org/details/robotunicornattack_flash

                • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  3 hours ago

                  I am afraid to look beyond the content advisory.

              • pticrix@lemmy.ca
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                3 hours ago

                This is clearly a reference to this song by Erasure, which was used in a flash game by Adult Swim, which let you control a robot unicorn.

                Wait, you didn’t know? Who doesn’t know that!?

                • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  3
                  ·
                  edit-2
                  3 hours ago

                  Your bias is: the Curse of Knowledge

                  Relevant XKCD Title text: “How could anyone consider themselves a well-rounded adult without a basic understanding of silicate geochemistry? Silicates are everywhere! It’s hard to throw a rock without throwing one!”

      • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        9 hours ago

        brought it down, mirror in the sky…

  • glibg10b@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    11 hours ago

    Ignoring the Islamic Republic of Japan part, is it 11 missiles or 111?

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      5 hours ago

      watched the original clip its 111

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    11 hours ago

    This actually reminds me of the plot of Command & Conquer: Red Alert III,

    Colonel Anatoly Cherdenko (Tim Curry) about to be overrun by the enemy, uses a time machine to travel to 1927 Brussels to kill Einstein. When he comes back to the present, he’s the Premier of the USSR which is winning the war against the Allies… right when the Empire of the Rising Sun (Japan) declares war and attacks.

    Japan isn’t necessarily Muslim, but they are a technological powerhouse of their own accord.

    • remotedev@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      10 hours ago

      We didn’t know how lucky we were to have Tim Curry in our cutscenes

      • hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        1 hour ago

        “I’m going to the one place that hasn’t been ruined by capitalism… SPACE”

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      edit-2
      11 hours ago

      maybe he played GENERALS instead, where the GLA is muslim(although the games dint say it outright) and they took over many countries.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        10 hours ago

        Generals was one of my favorite games, totally a product of the post 9/11 world stage.

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    14 hours ago

    Civ do be like that

  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    14 hours ago

    Good ol’ civilization. I fondly member living among one.

196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Community Rules

You must post before you leave

Be nice. Assume others have good intent (within reason).

Block or ignore posts, comments, and users that irritate you in some way rather than engaging. Report if they are actually breaking community rules.

Use content warnings and/or mark as NSFW when appropriate. Most posts with content warnings likely need to be marked NSFW.

Most 196 posts are memes, shitposts, cute images, or even just recent things that happened, etc. There is no real theme, but try to avoid posts that are very inflammatory, offensive, very low quality, or very “off topic”.

Bigotry is not allowed, this includes (but is not limited to): Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Abelism, Classism, or discrimination based on things like Ethnicity, Nationality, Language, or Religion.

Avoid shilling for corporations, posting advertisements, or promoting exploitation of workers.

Proselytization, support, or defense of authoritarianism is not welcome. This includes but is not limited to: imperialism, nationalism, genocide denial, ethnic or racial supremacy, fascism, Nazism, Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, etc.

Avoid AI generated content.

Avoid misinformation.

Avoid incomprehensible posts.

No threats or personal attacks.

No spam.

Moderator Guidelines

Moderator Guidelines

  • Don’t be mean to users. Be gentle or neutral.
  • Most moderator actions which have a modlog message should include your username.
  • When in doubt about whether or not a user is problematic, send them a DM.
  • Don’t waste time debating/arguing with problematic users.
  • Assume the best, but don’t tolerate sealioning/just asking questions/concern trolling.
  • Ask another mod to take over cases you struggle with, if you get tired, or when things get personal.
  • Ask the other mods for advice when things get complicated.
  • Share everything you do in the mod matrix, both so several mods aren’t unknowingly handling the same issues, but also so you can receive feedback on what you intend to do.
  • Don’t rush mod actions. If a case doesn’t need to be handled right away, consider taking a short break before getting to it. This is to say, cool down and make room for feedback.
  • Don’t perform too much moderation in the comments, except if you want a verdict to be public or to ask people to dial a convo down/stop. Single comment warnings are okay.
  • Send users concise DMs about verdicts about them, such as bans etc, except in cases where it is clear we don’t want them at all, such as obvious transphobes. No need to notify someone they haven’t been banned of course.
  • Explain to a user why their behavior is problematic and how it is distressing others rather than engage with whatever they are saying. Ask them to avoid this in the future and send them packing if they do not comply.
  • First warn users, then temp ban them, then finally perma ban them when they break the rules or act inappropriately. Skip steps if necessary.
  • Use neutral statements like “this statement can be considered transphobic” rather than “you are being transphobic”.
  • No large decisions or actions without community input (polls or meta posts f.ex.).
  • Large internal decisions (such as ousting a mod) might require a vote, needing more than 50% of the votes to pass. Also consider asking the community for feedback.
  • Remember you are a voluntary moderator. You don’t get paid. Take a break when you need one. Perhaps ask another moderator to step in if necessary.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.71K users / day
  • 4.76K users / week
  • 7.65K users / month
  • 9.61K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 6.48K subscribers
  • 2.04K Posts
  • 13.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Jorunn (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • 🏳️‍⚧️MiaCD🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
  • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Arkhive (they/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Bad Jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • Jorunn (she/her)@piefed.blahaj.zone
  • kittenzrulz123@piefed.blahaj.zone
  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org