- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- memes@sopuli.xyz
The pictures imply a specific definition of “perfect,” and if we’re just going by the pics then that sword stick trumps the smooth rock.
BUT if we get to choose the definition of “perfect” then I’m pretty sure the coolest “rocks” I can imagine finding would trump the coolest “sticks” I can imagine finding.
It is true this is a particularly good stick and particularly drab rock. I might be biased TEAM STICK FOR LIFE
I admire your conviction
Rock. Keep it on a shelf forever. Maybe polish it up a bit.
God dammit Mary, they are minerals not rocks.
My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.
Wait, wait. Does that rock keep
bearstigers away?Edit: Remembered the scene wrong.
Rock, ya morons! You can’t knap flint with a stick 🙄
Rock. I just think it’s neat.
It will always be the stick.
Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things.
A rock is a rock.
I’d skip the shit out of that rock, but I’d take a cool stick cause my dog would also appreciate it
Stick is king
STICK! STICK! STICK!
Rock!
You can hold onto it as a paper weight for reat of your life or carry it around in your pocket - knowing you have the perfect rock!You can make a perfect rock way easier than you can make a perfect stick.
hit rock as far as I can with stick
Depends on how stingy we are being about the definition of rock. If it can’t be entirely formed of carbon as like a giant diamond worth a few hundred million I can then sell, I’m going stick.
Rock is easier to carry; less fragile too.







