Not the same - they “sculpted” what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.
So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?
That’s why I wear them anyway
Relevant username? jk
Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.
Like I still got laid but it’s false advertising.
Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.
Is it advertising though? Or is it just something people find either comfy either liking how they look in it?
Not the same - they “sculpted” what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.
I’ve got a short dick and I’m proud of it there’s no admission of inadequacy here.
Mkay.
(Notes rapid denial, shakes head in mild amusement, and walks away.)
Try not to body shame anyone on the way to the parking lot.
Hey, you did that to yourself. I just pointed it out in case you didn’t realize what it sounded like.
You didn’t even make it to the parking lot.
I was just remembering you started it with your shaming of women in your initial comment.
So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?
If that’s your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.
Personally, I’d just leave it. It ain’t the size that matters, but many guys are stuck on it anyway.
… Unless said size is too small
Nah, was just an example. Using clothes to contort your body into a specific shape feels weird to me.