I remember a big ask reddit thread that was something like “what’s the worst thing to say when you’re about to cum during sex?”, I tried finding it but can’t find the one I remember.
One of the top comments was:Bazinga!!
What’s reddit?
An awful forum-of-sorts for centrist and right-wing 50-somethings, being milked by Google for use with their awful AI.
if memory serves me right it was something about regardednes
put me in coach!
Many years ago, I learned the hard way that even if you have a GF into WoW, don’t growl “For the Horde!” when you nut.
Find a girl who will whisper “great shot, kid, that’s one in a million” after you nut
Takes a lot of dedication to reach a million nuts
That’s how you’ll know she’s the one.
Don’t get cocky!
Of course this is what randomly scrolls on my screen when my wife looks to see what I’m reading and laughing at. Thanks.
If you had been fucking another dude, you coulda pew pew pew at each other. Made it a little game!
The biscuit game. I don’t know anyone who will admit to having done it, but everyone knows someone who allegedly has a cousin who did.
Rules are simple: It’s a circle jerk with a biscuit in the center. The one who missed the biscuit eats it.
Here we go. Big Gay trying to tempt me again! 😆
If they’re feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it’s a big angry clit.
My hair is long enough. I don’t want a non imaginative boi
That can happen and it’s pretty fun.
I don’t suffer, it’s the people around me that suffer. I’m just doin’ what comes naturally.
What CUMS naturally!
~FTFY
KA-BLAMMOOOOOO!
To paraphrase what Connor Trinneer (Star Trek: Enterprise) has said: you didn’t realize you were doing that and they’ll put those sounds in post.
