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Liz Cheney being president is not a positive. Non-whites and LGBT+ folk are still fighting for their rights and to get representation. No-bid government contracts are going to big construction and big military instead of big tech. Social programs are still gutted and dying or dead. Big religion dominates education. We’re still locked in a war in the Middle East or Asia. The world is still burning while the federal government still refuses to regulate big polluters.
Donald trump isn’t making it to 95
That was a nice warm feeling for a minute, thanks for that. Ope, gotta get back to my hellscape of a life again thanks for that byyyyeee
n then we lwk get cooked by climate change
I like those style of lights. If I ever find some cheap enough, I’m going to string them up in my living room and have a picnic.
They were at Costco for 30 bucks when I was there last week
Nice b8 m8
tips fedora
“social security has been privatized”
dems😭😭😭
Yeah that’s the odd one out isn’t it.
Did you not notice Liz Cheney?
Who? Sorry I’m not American.
Not American, too. Maybe the daughter of Dick Cheney?
She is the daughter of Dick Cheney. She was a member of the House of Representatives (the US lower house) from Wyoming. She is a Republican (US right leaning political party) but kinda grew away from MAGA and became anti-Trump. She lost her election because of that. While she isn’t as bat-shit insane as a lot of Republicans , she is still a Republican.
Yeah, WTF. Idiots.
WTF? Stupid fucking neoliberals.
The Fall of Japan is a bit of a surprise
Just kill me. I’m tired.
stabs rib “Woops” stabs eye “Damnit hang on” stabs foot “How did that even!?”
Privatized social security?
You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.
If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.
Yes, and everyone can look up used and empty SSN, so you know what numbers other random island people could be looking for.
The bad guy isn’t the government though, it’s some random guy that keeps abducting other people instead of killing them, and lets other people get the kill to avoid the 9 mill/duel scenario
The main character is super fine with all of this for some reason, and ends up killing the number cuck, but that’s the main characters last number. Main character ends up with the same number as the president of the United States, who for some reason doesn’t use the buyout option, probably because he’s an asshole.
Right? Wtf? Also, Liz Cheney as president would be no picnic either.
This is neo-liberal ideals. It’s terrible because neo-liberalism itself is terrible.
Like health insurance i guess
If he lives another nine years I’ll eat my hat.
He’s got weeks. A few months at most.
Donald Trump is not living until 2035 under any circumstance, unless we symbolically hold his bloated corpse in a supermax.
Brick it shut and let him rot, it’s better than he deserves after all he has done.
In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.
It explodes on the launchpad
If we left his remains in the wilderness to be consumed by scavangers, it would probably be his most positive contribution to the world.
Don’t look up “air burial”, you have been warned.
I started asking this a few years ago to people as kind of a joke, but it’s less of a joke now:
At what age of Trump still being alive will you go “wait a second…” and start to suspect there is a drug or treatment that the elite have access to that extends their life that they aren’t telling the public about?
I don’t mean better access to higher quality medical care. I don’t mean a personal team of doctors. I mean a drug or treatment that can extend lifespans by decades, even for those who live unhealthy lifestyles.
See, here’s the thing, we would’ve heard about it. Trump and all his ilk can’t keep their fucking mouths shut and would’ve been lording this shit over us. Someone would’ve said SOMETHING, because none of these people can keep a secret.
Ok, sure. But I want you to answer that question. At what age will you start being suspicious? I want you to have a number in your head, so that when that time comes, you don’t ignore it.
You really think he could keep his mouth shut about it?
Now
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So many people seem to have missed that this is the shitpost magazine.
There’s a difference between a good shitpost, and a nornalpost that is shit. Learn the art, practice the craft.
You wish, look Donald Trump winning the next rigged election and the USA citizens posting more slop politics.
