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I have an idea for an AI company called UranusAI.
There’s probably a docker joke in here but thanks for the whale deepseek
Why is cortana there though
Didn’t beat the chocolate starfish accusations.
You can’t unlick a butthole, kids.
Left bottom corner looks like this logo.Bottom, lol
looks at own avatar pic
sees business opportunity
Fed up with your annoying human employees? Want to rule over an army of yessayers? Shiny surfaces make you drool?
SchmorpAI has got your back! Let a million bullshit machines loose onto your business! Watch everything burn! Look, look at the flamesss!
TIL there are avatars on Lemmy
Wait what’s it called then, the tiny image next to my name? Inquiring luddites want to know!
Sold!!!
It all started back in college
Real buttholes are useful, so it is not a good comparison.
Well they do both output shit.
Difference is, I have to pay for my inputs and training data. I also don’t try to sell my shit to people as though its the most valuable commodity on earth.
more like diarrhea.
You uhh… okay?
One shit fertilizes life, the other death.
“AI shit fertilizes death”
Checks out, no notes
One shit fertilizes life
… and your lettuce from Taco bell
Everything reminds me of her.
I see you and I raise you:
some of these look healthier than others
Can we add this one? 4.9 just dropped:
LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.
Hey there, as a spinster I refuse to be associated with the shitrobot in any way! My yarn is nothing but finest local sheep wool.
Apologies, and corrected. I’m normally much more discerning with checking for these, and will endeavour to prevent this in the future.
That said, I must call you out as a dag as this juxtaposition uniquely warrants it.
‘Dag’ sent me straight to the dictionary. Very accurate, 10/10 would be insulted again by this user! 👍
A nonentity calling a schmorpAI-sales-spinster “dag” over an asshole-typo. This day is off to an interesting start.
Admittedly the insults here on lemmy might be a bit more old-timey quirky compared to reddit, but we have to work with what we’ve got! You’ll find it’s quite groovy here once you warm up to it.
