laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前Me at 2am 😂lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1359
arrow-up1359imageMe at 2am 😂lemmy.worldlaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前message-square20fedilink
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 天前Nah, it’s more the two pizzas thing.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 天前Do you ever order extra sets of cutlery when you order take-out just so they don’t judge you? I do.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 天前That Key and Peele sketch where he orders the pizzas!
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 天前No, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 天前I could look like Dwayne Johnson if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like it.
minus-squaredaddycool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 天前Start with the tattoos and the hair. The rest can come later.
You look like Dwayne Johnson at 2am, yeah?
Nah, it’s more the two pizzas thing.
Do you ever order extra sets of cutlery when you order take-out just so they don’t judge you?
I do.
Well now I do
That Key and Peele sketch where he orders the pizzas!
No, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.
I could look like Dwayne Johnson if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like it.
Start with the tattoos and the hair. The rest can come later.
And don’t forget your red POWERHONK tank