Stop, I can only get so wet
AI in a nutshell.
How so?
You had me at “Vampires billionairly”
Perfect pairing to “breasted boobily”
His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they’d be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.
He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
Woah, look at the helmet on that one!
Is that Mark Watney
No, that’s Jason Bourne.
I think it’s from this movie
I thought it was this one:
Idk what this is, but I’m staking them both.
Go on, im almost there 🤤
Using his wolf like fangs, unrelated to werewolves, he bites gingerly, slowly, cautiously, gently, carefully, methodically, sluggishly, and ever so gradually into your neck as he claims you for generations to come, in more ways than one
🤢
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!
Do you like mysterious vampire billionaire perchance? 🥺👉👈
No because it’s conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant
If we make fun of monster girl foxussy hentai we can also make fun of monster boy smut vampenis
Look I get that they’re actual monsters, but I really don’t think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldn’t control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. You’re the only one who can influence them, they NEED you. They’re disgusting but your love can tame them.
They are one of the closest things we have to real monsters. They should definitely be included.
ayn rand?
…oh, actual vampires.
I’m picturing Milton Friedman hanging upside down asleep in his cave.
Maybe Anne Rice, then
What?
Dark romance
Rah rah ah ah ah
