Dang… Laser tag was the ultimate birthday party back in the day
you shoulda tried it with the neck breaking. way more fun
The economy is so bad that even laser tag has limited ammo
“‘Hold your fire?’ What, are we paying by the laser now?”
Paying by the pew. So only use pew pew when absolutely necessary.
Remember the unsettled tom template?

I played paintball once and they had a “tag them out” rule. I snuck up on someone and tagged them. Pretty satisfying. Then I got shot with a paintball while standing there smug.
I’ve played airsoft a few times and paintball once. The airsoft field I played at had a rule where you could say “bang” or something to take someone out close up instead of shoot them (you could do either if your gun shot lower than a given speed). The paintball field had a rule where you couldn’t shoot someone close up and had no close range alternative, so it was just an awkward moment if you were too close to shoot someone. It was pretty stupid.
I karate-chopped a guy walking through a doorway playing airsoft. It did not work twice haha
It’s silent, too. More stealthy
“you’re next”






