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We couldn’t verify your dick, please make sure is fully erect and you are not in a cold room
Accidental Leftovers?
wait it actually says compliance? i hate when they start introducing police and military terms into general use, yuck
One can only assume that’s exactly why that word was picked - highlighting the frankly creepy aspects of the whole verification thing.
I thought so too. I thought about that, but in this case it seems like it’s used in that way. I mean yeah you’re right about that but it does have those connotations, and it’s usually used in places where you absolutely must follow the rules, a phone you purchased with your own money is not one of those places so it’s really out of place and deliberate
Not quite on topic, but this reminded me of this old greentext
Fun fact: Miku is canonically 16
It’s wild to me that a sound bank for a voice synthesizer program has a canon
Jk Rowling app?
That would require an upskirt picture.
You’re right, I was reaching there
Did you have consent
😬 you don’t understand, I HAD to reach because the joke may have had a penis and was lying about it
I don’t understand. Why is there a spider outline above her head?
They’re done with her face. The outline is ::: spoiler spoiler her arms lifting her shirt. :::
oh, that makes more sense. I thought it was a crab-walk pose, but couldn’t understand why the capture area would include so much empty space underneath
I saw crabwalk too
And I thought it was a loaf of bread wearing the karate helmet from Spongebob lmao
One more step!
Spoiler
Accept the spider symbiont
Spoiler
Honestly? At this point, I’d rather verify with dick pics than with my face. My dick looks pretty generic, I doubt there is a national dick pic database, and you cannot easily identify me with my dick pick in the street. Really, the privacy-focussed compromise is taking a picture of your junk.
Boob ID
I assume this is a reference to the /b custom for femanons: Tits or gtfo!
Yes, 4Chan /b is a spawning pit of the alt-right and the manosphere. Misogyny and racism are the norm there.
I thought it was about age verification laws 😭
“I will not comply, rick berman”
