What do you get when a squirrel bites you with its other end?
A fun Saturday night?
For the ER staff, maybe.
“Yess I uhhh, you see uhhh… the squirrel bit my penis with its ass.”
What do you do as someone working in the ER when something like this happens? Do you report it somewhere? Or do you just accept it like, “Oh, Gregnold the squirrel fucker is back? We have to keep sewing his penis back on but this is like the fourth time and it’s getting pretty tattered now.”
Concerned
They “originate” at the front end. Do they then propagate along the squirrel, to the end of each extremity, until the whole squirrel is bite?
Idunno, I’m no cosmologist 🤷🏻
Oh really? Well, whoever does your nails is awesome.
Obscure reference is obscure.
“I call the big one ‘bitey’.”




