This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn’t want to sit. So my BIL said “Look at everybody. Mommy’s sitting. Daddy’s sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we’d like you to sit too! Can’t eat food like that if you’re standing!”
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those “so THIS is what good parenting looks like…” moments.
Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice
Jake: “So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?”
Captain Holt: “If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we’re assuming it’s literally “a cliff”, singular, they’d probably physically have to stop at some point.)
This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn’t want to sit. So my BIL said “Look at everybody. Mommy’s sitting. Daddy’s sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we’d like you to sit too! Can’t eat food like that if you’re standing!”
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those “so THIS is what good parenting looks like…” moments.
If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don’t fall for peer pressure!
I’d be the first one off, what are you talking about
Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too…
I mean… I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it’s not refundable…
Yes, I would. I don’t surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there’s a reason. I don’t know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff… Its probably best choice
https://xkcd.com/1170/
From Brooklyn 99
Jake: “So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?”
Captain Holt: “If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.”
All your friends just gave me five bucks.
Show me bank records and I’ll consider it
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I’d hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I’d likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I’d be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we’re assuming it’s literally “a cliff”, singular, they’d probably physically have to stop at some point.)
But I just don’t care if any of them survive? It’s not like any of you are real people anyway. Now stop stalling and get jumping.
Honestly fair. Goodbye.