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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

no guy has ever been as hungry to eat me out as this Korean dad last night. 11/10 experience.

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no guy has ever been as hungry to eat me out as this Korean dad last night. 11/10 experience.

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    Glad to have you back violet

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    The saga continues. It has been a wild ride running into your posts every now and again. Always a surprise, a welcome one, and one I look over my shoulders for.

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    Good on you, but I hope you aren’t ruining marriages!

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    it’s not pee

    Lol, I’ve had multiple squirters try that line with me, but they can never come up with another fluid that would be likely to come out in that quantity.

    Like, it’s fine, I’ll put a pet blanket on the bed and no harm, no foul. But don’t lie to me lol

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      It is pee with extras, technically. It’s also fluid that’s created specifically in response to sexual arousal, not just waste. So…sex pee? Curim? Peejaculate? https://www.gbchealth.org/blog/is-squirt-pee/

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        If I piss in your morning coffee, and you drink it, does that mean you didn’t drink piss because it was mixed with coffee?

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          It only has some of the things that are in urine: urea, creatinine, and uric acid, It has things that aren’t in urine: Skene’s gland secretions, and is missing things that are in urine: salts, amonium, toxins, etc.

          So if I dump protein powder in your coffee, did I put cream in it?

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            Best explanation I’ve heard yet, cheers

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        Wait so was pee? Damn my ex wife loved to squirt she shoot that shit across the room. I should share this with her.

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          As LycanGalen says, it’s kind of pee, in the sense that it comes from the bladder and goes out the peehole.

          But pee is strictly speaking waste filtered by the kidneys, with enough urea, ammonia and other stuff in it. And pretty much every single scientifically done testing showed trace amounts of it in squirt.

          Think of it like this: you have a “well seasoned” tea mug, with thick, solidified tea residue on its walls, so solid it barely comes off even if you scrape it. You take this cup, fill it with water. Is that water now tea just because it has some marginal tea residue in it?

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            trace amounts of it in squirt

            Same should be true for semen afaik. Since gets ejected through the urethra.

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          Well, it’s sort of pee. It’s got the same chemicals in it that our body puts in urine, plus excretions from the skene’s glands, which are related to the prostate in guys. It also isn’t carrying waste from the kidneys, so it’s “clean” pee, if that makes sense. Same idea as how cum and pre-cum overlap, but aren’t the exact same thing.

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      Yea it’s a loss of bladder control.

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    Dated a girl that did that shit. I had to wash so many fucking sheets. Shit is annoying.

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      Just use a towel

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      As long as you didn’t have to repaint—

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    You’re iconic Violet

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    ate me out as if it were the last meal he’d ever eat.

    made me squirt in his face and swallowed it like it was the best drink ever.

    incredible.

    😩

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      Ratatoskr bless 🐿️

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      Should rename this community to violetblogs 😅

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      …uhh are you telling me other guys aren’t doing this? I thought that everyone else was in on this too. Devouring women is my default

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      It IS the best drink on earth !

      Edit : now I want to know how violet looks… Damn it I’m off to horny jail again

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        ḂÔŊĶ

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          Idk if it’s the heatwave or something… Someone chain me please

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      enthusiasm goes a long way 🙏

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    Damn, i thought i was in r/HonkaiStarRail

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    I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.

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    This sounds exactly like something Sparxie would say.

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      Said as she banned whatever chatter called it pee lol.

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    wtf

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      *ftw

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      🤣

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    I might have to use this term now

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