cm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoThe weirdest thing about American culturelemmy.mlimagemessage-square181fedilinkarrow-up11.28K
arrow-up11.28KimageThe weirdest thing about American culturelemmy.mlcm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square181fedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-22 months agoI got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal. EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoNo I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.
I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.
EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
My favorite comment today lol
No I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.