Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1145
arrow-up1145imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoWell, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month agoI also have a two-for-one deal.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoNow that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month ago payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
who is nick
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.