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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 小时前

It's our fault for having shins, really.

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It's our fault for having shins, really.

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 小时前
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/koth/p/1303179/it-s-our-fault-for-having-shins-really

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh come on, they aren’t all like that.

    This one is great for those who want to smell farts blasted right into their faces.

    concept for airlines that's very cramped and ass to mouth

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    (From my driving school textbook)

  • tempest@lemmy.ca
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    It’s actually 🐄

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    Is that a couple of floating scrotums?

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    7 小时前

    This plane can fit 50 men!

  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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    4 小时前

    Last time I flew on a plane the armrest from the seat in front of me actually cut my knee there was so little room. My only other option was to get my leg run over by the drink cart.

  • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    Tojo took m’leg room!

  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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    6 小时前

    If it was really down to airlines they’d design airplanes for sardines…

    • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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      They would make us stand up, that would allow them to fit so many more people.

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    Have you tried not being so tall? /s

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    Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers) but bus and train manufacturers, too. And car makers when it comes to the back seats. Basically any company producing means of multi-person transportation.

    • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers)

      Distance between seats is determined by the airline, not the plane manufacturers. The seats mount on rails and are easily moved around by the airlines to optimize amount of possible seats.

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    two hour flight to London with RyanAir was an absolute nightmare for me, and i’m ~196 cm which isn’t even that tall.

    it really sucks that my options are either to suffer or to pay more.

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      195cm is definitely tall! At 200cm, I can literally no longer fly unless I save up for business class. My legs simply do not fit into a coach seat. Coach hurts. I would have to be a contortionist to attempt coach.

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      Where the hell are you from where 196 cm isn’t tall? We’re the same height and I loom over nearly everyone I meet like a fucking giant.

      • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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        Netherlands probably. 180 cm is the average for a man there.

      • mholiv@lemmy.world
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        Northern Germany, Netherlands, Denmark. I felt I was tall before moving to the area. Now I feel just below average.

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          Ah, that tracks. A large fraction of my genealogy is from that area.

    • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Easily fixed by not using those scummy twats Ryanair…

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    This is not even a joke for WestJet.

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      WestJet says feedback and operational data about the scaled-back 28-inch seat pitch, which reduced legroom, prompted the airline to change its “cabin-configuration approach” on aircraft where seating had been “densified.”

      Aahhh, who doesn’t love some corpo speak

      • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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        You have to be this small to ride this plane

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        I physically don’t fit in a 30" seat pitch, that sounds like hell

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    The front view needs to be 1 plastic school ruler wide with no curves. And no arms.

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