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Which came first?
The egg
Tortured soul #1: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great aftercare, they make sure you heal completely before starting over!
Sure thing, “evil natalie,” I’ll definitely head deep into the woods to find some forest spirit’s shrine…
You think the reviews would lie???
Those are probably
botpixie reviews evil natalie paid for
This is like something out of a light novel.
“I upgraded my influencer job and became a local shrine god”
I’m reading that one right now
Nice try, Kai. You lost me at “my child”.
I mean, compared to a presumably immortal deity, we’re all very young children 🤷🏻
Crhulu looks in amazement at the internet
Crhulu being Cthulhu’s grandniece, of course.
Chuchuu being said grandniece’s 2 year old child
You’re not my real mom!
