Those are hilarious! I kinda love them
For the curious who want a pair for themselves, they’re pretty affordable for everyday people:
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Fitting they’re $2,350 because they make you look like a jackass.
Trust me, I can look like a jackass for far, far less.
I’ll make you a pair that looks just like them for half that
Pfft, how scrappy and undignified. I will make you a pair that looks identical, and costs four times as much, so you know it is of only the finest quality.
More like Neighman Marcus!
Perfect footwear for the Epstein class
You know who’d love these?
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I’ve seen a lot of good fursuits in my time, but HorseGirl’s horse mask takes the cake.
Y’all thinking mules and horses but I’m thinking Satyr for all ones’ Greek mythos or demon sex play needs.
All the humiliation of pony boots, none of the kinkiness.
Agree to disagree on the second point
Would
That’s a neigh from me, dawg.
These are low key super cute. I wanna find a furry with a fawn or horse fursona to send these to lol
A generous gift of 2000 usd
Lol, I meant the image. Furries ain’t gonna buy this shit theyre just gonna make their own. Theirs will probably be better anyway lol
Clop clop
I really do hope they make that noise when you’re walking, or else, what would even be the point?
They’re low key cute… I’d design a Halloween costume around them to justify buying them
lowkey furry
“Why do men keep calling me a cow?! The Ozempic has been working! I’m THIN now! It’s not FAIR!”
stamps hoof
