This is my favorite version of this meme:
Also the laundry (folding it specifically).
Epic waste of time.
We must imagine the dishes happy.
Joan Rivers.
I hate being a housewife. Make the beds, wash the dishes, cook dinner, and do the laundry. Then six months go by and you have to do it all over again.
I don’t get it. Was she known for being home once every 6 months?
It was a joke she made for comedy by making the frequency absurdly infrequent. .
Just do what the nice people tell you to do…
So we’re really Sisyphus dishposting today huh
Dishyphus
/thread
::golf clap::
Get two dishwashers and as dishes get dirty they migrate from one to the other. Never put them into or take them out of another useless non-washing cabinet again.
Good idea.
Make the dish cabinet ANOTHER dishwasher.
Exactly! It is so dumb that we’re schlepping dishes into useless cabinets.
Cabinets where they get dusty.
My in laws went the alternative route and made their dishwasher a storage cabinet!
Hispanic?
Small town white Canadians haha. I don’t really know why but apparently they don’t like using dishwashers and just prefer to have the extra storage space
Paper plates when I was younger. Didn’t have time for dishes.
Dusting is the one that pisses me off. I don’t know how people manage to keep a big ass house dust free; it’s a long-ass chore even in my tiny apartment.
I have a big house, I replace the AC/Heating air filters very often and have a roomba that vacuums daily.
It’s not dust free, but you can get away with only dealing with it on a monthly basis
Dishes you may have to do, but remember, it doesn’t get any dirtier after 3 years.
That’s why I just eat off my shirt. Already have to wash it so 2 for 1. And I don’t have to worry about something falling on my shirt, it’s great peace of mind.
This is why I also eat off of your shirt. I assume you’re going to wash it at some point anyways, so it’s not like I’m making any more work for anyone. And you should be happy to know that your work is going even farther than you realized!
Dishes and laundry, man
Laundry is easy, slap it into the washing machine and throw some detergent in then walk away till it’s done. Once it’s done, slap it into the dryer with a dryer sheet and clean out the lint then wait for it to be done. Ez-pz. Helps I dont give a shit about folding my clothes though, I just use two separate laundry baskets, one for clean and the other for dirty, like the degenerate that I am.
Dishes though. Fuck me I hate doing them, even if you have a machine to do it. If you forget (or your roommate and brother 😡) to rinse your dishes off and just throw it into the sink then you gotta either let em soak or scrub them off with hot water and a scrubby. At that point you may as well not even bother with the god damn machine.
I’m generally good about it, not always, but both my roommate and brother don’t give af despite me bitching at them to at least rinse their shit off after using a dish.
Fuck dishes.
Dishes and laundry man
The superhero we need, but not the one we deserve
Life is just one big, long, futile fight against the ever-increasing entropy of an inevitably doomed universe and the best we can hope for is to carve out some sort of fleeting happiness and meaning in our short lives before they’re over.
This on a post about doing the dishes. 10/10
It’s like you’re in my head… while I’m washing more fucking dishes.
its just dishes man
Sorry, i already had my existential crisis for today.
Hah, a long time ago I tried to avoid building up a bunch of dirty dishes by having just one of each (one plate, one cup, one fork, etc.) but instead of washing those I ended up re-using them without washing. I know a person who is unashamed to use disposable dishes for everything and I don’t know if that’s degradation or liberation.
Did you know that rats will leave your dishes spotless? That’s the real life hack here.
Using disposable ones for everything is eco-terrorism
I wonder what uses more water, manufacturing a paper plate or running the faucet to wash a ceramic plate?
Depends, I think if they’re compostable it might be OK. Plastic or styrofoam would be horrific
It srill is completely uneccessary waste
If ants wouldn’t eventually find my good food stores and just kept to cleaning up the crumbs, we could have a simbiotic relationship instead of me occasionally waging chemical warfare on them.
Spotless, only if you don’t mind their urine all over your dishes. I guess what you can’t see doesn’t exist though, right? /s
I enjoy doing the dishes quite a bit, but my back doesn’t. I hate being so freaking tall.
