Can I have a 4000 Series Mechanoid, please?
Personally, I would like an anime sexbot monstergirl, with a onahole tail.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
both is good
I mean… a dishwasher is already pretty much a robot that does the dishes.
Oh sweet baby jesus no it is not. The robot would load the dishes into the the dishwashing machine, then put the clean dishes away when the dishwashing cycle is complete.
Just load your dishes wrong and then you can put them away in garbage bags.
I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal.
that definetely sounds doable, but no fuck you here’s a dancing robot, here’s a fighting robot, and here’s a stripper robot.
It’s not so doable as it turns out. The whole dancing routine can be preprogrammed once you figure out balancing and gross motor skills, which they did. But the dishes is fine motor skill, spatial awareness, object manipulation. It would be a lot easier if each plate, utensils and cooking ware would have a grip for robot grippers and a QR code, with a fixed cubby in the dish washer and cabinet. Lacking that, a lot more work needs to be done in better robot hands, perception, reasoning and manipulation.
Right? Dancing humans and fighting humans and stripping humans are already awesome.
I want a sink full of dirty dishes to turn in to a cabinet full of clean dishes, and a laundry basket full of dirty clothes to turn into a drawer full of clean, folded clothes.
Why is humanity even bothering anymore? Nobody asked for a robot that writes novels and paints. Just shut it all down. Fuck this.
The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the “I can’t be bothered to write this” level of code problem.
So you’re telling me that people want dishwashers to be sexy *turns to my assistant* write that down! Write that down!
But it doesn’t put them away
Two dishwashers no cupboards is the answer.
Actually you can 100% have a permanent home for 8 dishes, 8 bowls, 8 glasses, 8 coffee cups, and 8 forks/knives/spoons in the dishwasher and just leave them there. Just put the ones you used that day back in their place and turn the dishwasher on when you go to bed.
The only people who could afford them already have human servants. They just want sex dolls. And friends. Robots to admire their “wit”.
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Well now we’ve just reinvented the victorian concept of a woman
Vacuum, laundry, toilet, bed-change bots please.
But also fuckable if possible thx.
Everything is fuckable at least once.
I’m designing my dream bathroom and its bottom half is aluminum so I can just hose it off
I would think stainless steel would work better than aluminum. That’s what industrial kitchens use. Also aluminum expands and contracts a lot with temp changes. So be careful!
I was thinking avoiding the steels because of rust (and aluminum is supposed to rust) but I didn’t think of the other things, yes
The real money is in creating the robots that will clean and maintain the sex bots.
That will be done with convict labor from the now surplus population. Cheaper
Iron shirts? What year is this
Perhaps the year when Max Romeo (or The Prodigy) finally chases the devil out of Earth.
The dawn of the Second Iron Age
You’re not wrong LoL
It was the dawn of the third age of mankind
Ten years after we threw away the damn iron
No I absolutely don’t want either of them!
idk the second one looks like it’d be cool to chill out with, teach it to get its own hobbies and undermine the oligarchy.
Human connection (sex) threatens the world order.
Sexbots are a lot easier though, all they have to do is lie there, take it, and tell us what we want to hear. LLMs are already reasonably good at the last bit.
“You’re absolutely right, there is no such sex move referred to as The Cincinnati Slapshot, and it was wrong of me to request that. If you like, I can suggest a different move instead?”
annnnnnnndddd……
